What? Uhh
The bad
Yeah
The Evil
Right, yo
Put `em together

Yo, if it wasn`t for your whip I`d have nothin` to strip
If it wasn`t for a wrist I`d have nothin` to slit
If it wasn`t for the shrooms I`d have nothin` to chew
Yo, I`m just f**kin` with you `cuz I got nuttin` to do

I am bored
I came in the diner with skateboarders and placed orders
Ate hors d`oeuvres and hit the waiter with plate warmers
Let you inhale the glock smell while I`m rippin` your wallet off
And slippin` a Molotov in your C**ktail
(Take that)
Burnin` your contracts, punch your A and R in the face
Smash his glasses and turn `em to contacts

I`m on some shook s**t, if it`s missin` I took it
(Whoops)
Nurse look at this straightjacket, it`s crooked
I go to jail and murder you from a cell
Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail
(FedEx)
So how do you describe someone with a decapitated head
When the rest of his body`s still alive runnin`?

Comin` with five gunmen, waitin` to do a drive-by
So when you see the black 500, hide from it
(What?)
For every hundred MC`s rhymin` about birds
Only about two-thirds`d really set it without words
Yo, you ain`t a thug, I can make you bitch up
Pick the fifth up, c**k, spit, you would swear it`s rainin` slugs
(What?)

I`m the hottest s**t in the industry
(Uh)
I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin` me
You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast
The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half
You know how a thug in this s**t`ll end up

Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up
(What?)
I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up
Heat it up, you be leakin` blood and spittin` phlegm up
Now we rivals `cuz of a small name or title
You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible

Yo, if it wasn`t for your whip I`d have nothin` to strip
If it wasn`t for a wrist, I`d have nothin` to slit
If it wasn`t for the shrooms I`d have nothin` to chew
Yo, I`m just f**kin` with you `cuz I got nuttin` to do

Yo, if it wasn`t for your whip I`d have nothin` to strip
If it wasn`t for a wrist I`d have nothin` to slit
If it wasn`t for the shrooms I`d have nothin` to chew
Yo, I`m just f**kin` with you `cuz I got nuttin` to do

Forget a chorus, my metaphors are so complicated
It takes six minutes to get applause
(Yay)
And by the time you all catch on, I`ma end your career
And walk away with the whole floor
So you have nothin` to fall back on
I`ll throw you off of ten floors, ahh
Pull a f**kin` headache outta my head and put it in yours
(Take this)

I`m indoors waitin` for this acid to seep in my skin pores
To go outdoors and do some in-stores
This bitch wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen
You swallow c** bitch?" "No, but I brought a napkin"
Gettin` skullie while I`m autographin`
Got my daughter laughin`
`Cuz I sent her mother whitewater raftin`
I`m not a fact, I`ma proven fear

Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin`
"Wait, wait, wait, you ain`t movin` here"
Lorena Bobbitt, c`mere, want a souveneir?
I`ve been high as f**k, since I was a juvi-neer
Juvenile? Same difference, I need some `caine
`Cuz I ain`t sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants
(Oh my God)
Brain implants and they say there`s a slim chance
I won`t stay the same `cuz I traded brains with a chimpanz`

Walkin` in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood
Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
To break braces, you say grace and make faces
I`ll display hate and break you in eight places
(What?)
Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff

Precise aim, icin` my fame, blowin` your hand off
Dancin` with the Devil leadin`, I won`t die, I`m never leavin`
(What?)
I pledge allegiance to forever breathin`
Street ni**az with nuts, what? My meat`s bigger
(What?)

Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
With a deathwish thinkin` I`m the ni**a to mess with
Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
For instance, you just a henchmen on tough soil
(What?)
A follower never had heart, he just loyal
Thugs is glass doors, I see through `em, put the heat to `em
Be careful you might get what you ask for

Yo, if it wasn`t for your whip I`d have nothin` to strip
If it wasn`t for a wrist I`d have nothin` to slit
If it wasn`t for the shrooms I`d have nothin` to chew
Yo, I`m just f**kin` with you `cuz I got nuttin` to do

Yo, if it wasn`t for your whip I`d have nothin` to strip
If it wasn`t for a wrist I`d have nothin` to slit
If it wasn`t for the shrooms I`d have nothin` to chew
Yo, I`m just f**kin` with you `cuz I got nuttin` to do

The Bad, the Evil
The Bad, the Evil